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Super Mario 3D Land review

November 27th, 2011


It’s Mario. It’s awesome. Do I really need to say more?

Okay, I guess saying just that is really not doing this game justice, since there’s actually a lot to say about it. Its original game design philosophy is something to be commended and that’s what I want to talk about here.

So read on!
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jobocan 3DS, Games, Handheld, Nintendo, Review

Sonic Generations review

November 8th, 2011

Ah the Sonic cylce: see the game’s reveal trailer, get excited thinking “finally, THIS is the game that will make Sonic be good again”, see some gameplay videos and think “this doesn’t look too bad!” and then play the game and realize it’s terrible as always. It happened with every Sonic game. EVEN Black Knight where they gave Sonic a sword had a lot of people thinking that it would be the game to revive Sonic.

Well, before actually playing the game, I was planning on coming into this review saying “Hey guys, this new Sonic games is bad as usual, don’t buy it, ‘k?”. But somehow I can’t do that, because then I’d be lying.

Read on and see what Generations did right with the Sonic franchise… FINALLY!

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jobocan Console, Games, PC, ps3, Review, xbox 360

Kirby’s Return to Dreamland Wii review

November 4th, 2011


Kirby’s been a bit left on the backburner for Nintendo in the last few years on consoles. Last year we DID get Kirby’s Epic Yarn, which was a random game with the Kirby franchise being plugged into it and, while it was a solid game, it failed to meet expectations in general and it most definitely didn’t have much of a Kirby feel to it. Otherwise, Kirby’s been confined to handhelds since 2000′s Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards. So it’s been a long time waiting to finally get true Kirby action back on consoles.

I was quite hyped for this, so… does it hold up to the hype? It’s been fairly well spoken for by now, but I just want to give my own perspective on it since opinions have been all over the place.

Is it the return of Kirby that people have been wanting for so long? Read on and see!
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jobocan Console, Games, Review, wii

Real Steel game review

October 25th, 2011


Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve reviewed anything. Not sure why, since there’s a few games I wanted to talk about… maybe someday… but whatever, here’s one that no one is talking about now, and that no one (except maybe CGR) will ever talk about for various reasons:

1. It’s a movie tie-in for a children’s (and for children at heart) film.
2. It’s a 10$ downloadable game that’s a movie-tie in, thus it’s low budget and most people will think it sucks due to that.
3. It’s a boxing game.

Real Steel is based on a movie that I haven’t seen and probably won’t see until/if I rent the DVD/Blu-Ray. When I saw this on the PSN store, I almost ignored it but saw that there was a demo so I gave it a chance anyways. The moment I saw the “Yuke’s” logo in the start-up, I was expecting a lame game, since they’re the guys who make the crappy UFC Undisputed games. And then, after playing, I bought the game…

So read on and see what the game is like!
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jobocan Console, Games, ps3, PSN, Review, XBLA, xbox 360

Star Fox 64 3D review

September 18th, 2011


I wasn’t sure if I was going to review this at all, for the same reason I didn’t review OoT3D. In the case of OoT3D… what would be the point? Everyone who can call themselves a gamer has played that glorious game at least once in their lives, and already know if they like it or not. There’s literally nothing I can say about OoT3D that hasn’t been said billions of times already. It’s a game that shouldn’t be reviewed.

But then I figured that Star Fox 64, while quite popular in its own time, is currently pretty much only know for “Do a barrel roll!” and “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”, basically just being a cheap meme machine. So… what the heck, let’s review it!
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El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron review

September 18th, 2011


A game based on an old religious book (the Book of Enoch)… sounds exciting, doesn’t it? Yeah, if you only told me that, I never would have even looked at El Shaddai, but after playing the demo, I was pretty excited to check it out.

Even after playing the demo, I wasn’t fully sure what to expect so… read on and see if I ended up enjoying it or not!
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jobocan Console, Games, ps3, Review, xbox 360

Elevator Action Deluxe review

September 1st, 2011


This is actually strange. I never liked the original Elevator Action. None of the versions I played of it ended up being enjoyable to me… The controls are always stiff and hard to get a good hang of, and make a potentially good game not really good at all. Yet, when I saw this was coming out, I really wanted to try it out.

I sort of reluctantly bought it when it came out, and… well, read on to see what I thought about it! (This should be quick)
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jobocan Console, Games, ps3, PSN, Review

3DS Ambassador: NES game super quick reviews!‏

September 1st, 2011

There’s people like me that were stupid/eager and bought the 3DS at/near launch, not knowing that the console would get a huge price drop really fast. Nintendo, being awesome, decided that the people who paid more may as well get some free stuff! They didn’t really owe it to us, but they did it anyways, so for that alone I’m grateful.

So yesterday/today, the first batch of free games was released (the 10 NES games), and I’ll give my impressions on each. Nothing big, just quick blurbs on each game. I’ll make this super quick!
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Bastion review

August 28th, 2011


Bastion seems to have taken the gaming world by surprise, and the gameplay I’ve seen before playing it seemed interesting. I really got interested when all I saw for this was positive. It was a small downloadable game made by a small team, and that’s frequently a good thing. It looked good, it looked fun… that’s worth paying a small amount of money to check out, right?

So read on and see if Bastion was worth the hype! (this will be a shorty)
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Breath of Death VII: The Beginning + Cthulhu Saves The World review

August 10th, 2011

I don’t frequently go into the “Indie Game” isle of my local downloadable game service, but this is one that caught my eye.

A classic-style console/JRPG with not-so-serious stories and 8/16-bit graphics? That’s fairly interesting. Now I was originally planning on reviewing both games separately, but Cthulhu Saves the World and Breath of Death VII are nearly identical, so I’ll be mixing them up here.

Read on and see if your 3$ is worth spending!

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jobocan Console, Games, independant, PC, Review, XBL Indie Game

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