Posts Tagged ‘meh’

God of War review

April 23rd, 2018 No comments

So I never liked the God of War series. Last time I really talked about it was back when the demo for 3 came out. I figured I’d give the series another chance, hated the demo (for the same reason I didn’t like previous games in the series) so I wrote a negative post about it, and my old hosting got absolutely destroyed by a massive DDoS attack due to my “incorrect” opinion (the internet was not having any of that) and the hosting company kicked me out so I had to transfer the site to a new host. True story. I had no hype for this God of War either, but I figured I’d give it a chance because they looked to be changing a lot. And it was 50$ (canadian) to pre-order it during E3 last year and stuff rather than the usual 80$… so why not.

When a game gets 10/10 scores everywhere, it changes the public’s expectations a lot. And when God of War was covered in that score a week before release… all it did was raise my doubts. Why? Because the reviews were all weird.

Let’s see if it’s worth all the 10/10 scores, shall we? Let’s go!

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Categories: Console, Games, impressions, PS4, Review

Games I won’t review – Dragon Quest Builders

February 21st, 2018 No comments

Dragon Quest Builders

I skipped this game when it came out previously on Vita and PS4 because I don’t buy console versions of games that are also on handhelds, and the Vita version didn’t get a physical release. So getting it on Switch appeased both issues at once!

So I make it no secret that I don’t like Minecraft. It’s boring and pointless and the whole “creativity” thing just means nothing to me. I play games for the game design and challenge. So putting a Dragon Quest skin on Minecraft and adding a storyline and quests and stuff? Alright you got my attention.

And yet here I am, not reviewing it. Why am I not reviewing Dragon Quest Builders? Well read on and you’ll see!

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Games I won’t review – Nights of Azure 2: Bride of the New Moon

November 17th, 2017 No comments

Nights of Azure 2: Bride of the New Moon

I was gonna review this game. I was completely planning on finishing it and giving it a fair shake. However, the game itself didn’t want me to.

So today in “Games I won’t review”, a sequel no one heard about to a game no one heard about. I believe I reviewed the first game, it was okay, nothing particularly remarkable. A pretty simple action-RPG thing, with minor monster-collecting mechanics and not much else of note other than lesbians with big boobs that seemed right out of a late PS2/early PS3 game graphic-wise.

So let’s go and see if this is any good, and why I’m not reviewing it.

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Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back mini-review

November 4th, 2017 No comments

I might have been the only person who was excited for this. Simple reason: The first game in the series was very good, one I played a lot back in the day and one I still enjoy… despite its few faults. Bubsy 2 wasn’t as good, and Bubsy 3D is one of the worst platformers ever (not sure about the Jaguar one), but I still have some love for Bubsy. Plus this was being made by Black Forest Games, who made Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams. So unlike everyone else I figured there was a decent chance of this being a good game.

And now I’ve played it, somehow managing to get myself away from Mario for a minute to do so.

So… let’s go and see if this is any good or if everyone else was right.

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E3 2017 – Final thoughts

June 16th, 2017 No comments

E3 2017 is done. It was pretty bad, especially after having time to sleep on it and think about what was shown.

I already wrote about the specific presentations in a “live commentary” style (semi-live when it comes to Bethesda), look at my previous posts for that. This is more about the entirety of the online experience of E3 2017 (not really sure why people rushed out to get tickets to actually go there and wait in lines), and other ranty notes.

Let’s go!

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PlayStation VR first impressions

October 15th, 2016 No comments


VR is THE big talking point of gaming right now. You’re not just looking at a screen when playing a game, you’re IN the game. Or so they say.

I played a VR arcade-style game back in the 90s (around the N64 era) at an amusement park, and while I was impressed as a ~8-10 year old kid, thinking back on it it wasn’t too great. It was some on-rails shooter (literally, you were in a mine cart) with lizard-like enemies.

With those impressions in mind, and some demos of Occulus Rift dev kit 2, I wasn’t too hyped, but I always want to be proven wrong about stuff like this. My expectations were fully based on game design, rather than anything else.

So Dave got the PSVR at launch and we had an evening of playing it. Let’s go and talk about my impressions.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan review

May 31st, 2016 No comments

TMNT Mutants in Manhattan
Okay so it seems Platinum Games are called in more and more to work on licensed games. Their previous output in this regard has been solid. Legend of Korra was clearly low-budget so the presentation was weak but on the gameplay side it was really strong. It got lots of hate but it’s not warranted. Transformers: Devastation was a great game that still felt like it had a bit of the presentation issues from Korra, but much stronger on that end and, again, really strong gameplay.

Star Fox Zero also did make me lower my expectations for this a bit because… you know. But hey, TMNT is a game where it’s possible Platinum had a bit more to do with. In SFZ’s case they were heavily restricted by Nintendo’s weird design ideas. But I couldn’t have guessed TMNT would be THIS weird. Made the review a bit complicated to write.

So let’s go and see what the game’s like. Read on!

(note: reviewed fully as a single-player game, haven’t and wouldn’t touch the multiplayer)

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Star Fox Zero review (and also quick bit about Star Fox Guard)

April 27th, 2016 No comments

star fox stair fax zero
My most hyped game of the year, by FAR. Nothing comes close to the hype I had for Star Fox Zero. Finally, a new Star Fox rail-shooter that doesn’t futz with the idea so much, and it looked great in the trailers and gameplay videos. Some things I thought looked weird, but I figured it would just be a small learning curve, or maybe it worked better than it seemed.

The Star Fox series is amongst my favorites, even though it only really has 2 amazing games (the original and 64), and a really awesomely badass unreleased sequel (seriously, try out Star Fox 2, it’s REALLY great).

Then it comes out and the reviews are negative or average, but I figured this might be a Kid Icarus Uprising or Wonderful 101 situation, where both those games are amazingly fun despite negative reviews due to the controls being a bit odd. Modern game reviewers have trouble with controls that do the slightest thing weirdly.

So let’s go and see what I ended up thinking! (*coughgetstarfox643Dcough*)
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Devil’s Third review

December 21st, 2015 No comments

devil's third

So this was a game that came out to zero fanfare… and seemingly zero copies on store shelves, as the low reviews got Nintendo to make this a super limited release.

This sounded interesting went first presented. A new action game with multiple gameplay styles made by some of the team who worked on the Ninja Gaiden remake (a series that went downhill after that first game, but whatever)? Seems like there’s some good potential there.

So read on and see what I thought of it. Does it live up to Ninja Gaiden?

Note: I played what seems to be most of the game, but I have not completed it yet (and won’t, I’m done with this). So if you want to take this with a grain of salt, go right ahead. There’s no way the gameplay improves along the way.

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Mario Tennis Ultra Smash mini-review

December 6th, 2015 No comments

Mario Tennis Ultra Smash
So I didn’t want this game. I had it pre-ordered “just in case” on, and had been trying to cancel the item out of my order for over a month, to no real response from when their system ended up not letting me cancel it, even though they have before that. Horrid customer support on that side, even requestion for them to cancel it did not get me any help.

But once I got it I figured I’d play it anyways. So let’s go on this mini-review! Because a big review isn’t really needed for this.

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Categories: Console, Games, Rant, Review, Wii U